When dance music festival Global Gathering asked voters to pick the dance song they thought had “the most ridiculous” lyrics, the debate was fierce, after all there is a huge amount of material that would easily qualify. But after a few seconds of deliberation, the top choice for worst offenders received a whopping 22% of the vote, cementing its place as the worst of the worst. So here we present to you the top ten worst dance music lyrics of all time. Please, make sure you’re sitting down before you proceed.

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