The Beards Australian Tour 2014 has been announced along with the news that the pre-eminent bearded quartet have a brand new album set for release.

With three full-length musical opuses about beards under their hairy belts, the world’s best beard-related rock act have a brand new album and with it, the most comprehensive Australian tour the band has ever embarked upon.

Having built one of the country’s most dedicated (and hirsute) fanbases through years of relentless touring, The Bear’s Australian Album Launch Tour will encompass almost every corner of the country the band has visited so far, as well as new territories and a first ever trip to New Zealand.

“We’ve convinced a lot of people to grow beards over the years,” claims vocalist Johann Beardraven. “Now, not only do we get to check how their beards are going, but with our new ultra-catchy beard-related tunes, we’re confident that we’ll be able to inspire a whole new level of beard-growing, right across the country.”

Since the release of their highly-acclaimed, ARIA-nominated third album Having a Beard Is The New Not Having a Beard, The Beards have embarked on multiple sold-out Australian tours, sold out shows in Canada, England, Scotland, Germany, The Netherlands and Denmark, performed at SXSW in Austin, Texas, cracked Triple J’s Hottest 100, been nominated for APRA Song Of The Year, and grown their beards to impressive new lengths.

Now, in the tradition of The Beatles’ White Album and Metallica’s Black Album, the release of The Beard Album promises to be a career-defining move from music’s hairiest quartet.

“Our previous albums were pretty beardy, but we just felt they didn’t quite fully sum up our affinity toward beards” explains bassist Nathaniel Beard. “Now with this new album, we feel like we’ve finally released what will probably go down as the most pro-beard album in history.”

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With a global fanbase now recognizing the band’s perfectly-balanced blend of laugh-out-loud comedic flair and finely tuned musicianship, The Beards Australian Tour 2014 promises to cement The Beards’ place as one of the most energetic, unpredictable and most-loved live acts in Australia today.

The Beards Australian Tour 2014

THU 8 MAY – STUDIO 6 SUTHERLAND, NSW
FRI 9 MAY – TATTERSALLS HOTEL PENRITH, NSW
SAT 10 MAY – COLLECTOR TAVERN PARRAMATTA, NSW
WED 28 MAY – THE PIER HOTEL ESPERANCE, WA
THU 29 MAY THE WHITE STAR ALBANY, WA
FRI 30 MAY SETTLER’S TAVERN MARGARET RIVER, WA
SAT 31 MAY PRINCE OF WALES BUNBURY, WA
SUN 1 JUN ASTOR THEATRE PERTH, WA
THU 5 JUN MONA VALE HOTEL MONA VALE, NSW
FRI 6 JUN WOLLONGONG UNI WOLLONGONG, NSW
SAT 7 JUN THE ABBEY CANBERRA, NSW
SUN 8 JUN CAPTAINS BATEMANS BAY, NSW
WED 11 JUN CARRINGTON KATOOMBA, NSW
THU 12 JUN THE RAILWAY CLUB DARWIN, NT
FRI 13 JUN THE RAILWAY CLUB DARWIN, NT
THU 26 JUN HARVEY ROAD GLADSTONE, QLD
FRI 27 JUN THE LIONLEIGH ROCKHAMPTON, QLD
SAT 28 JUN DALRYMPLE HOTEL TOWNSVILLE, QLD
SUN 29 JUN THE JACK CAIRNS, QLD
WED 2 JUL SPOTTED COW TOOWOOMBA, QLD
THU 3 JUL SOUND LOUNGE CURRUMBIN, QLD
FRI 4 JUL THE TIVOLI BRISBANE, QLD
SAT 5 JUL SOL BAR MAROOCHYRORE, QLD
SUN 6 JUL THE NORTHERN BYRON BAY, NSW
THU 10 JUL ARMIDALE UNI ARMIDALE, NSW
FRI 11 JUL THE FAMILY HOTEL TAMWORTH, NSW
SAT 12 JUL PORT PANTHERS PORT MACQUARIE, NSW
SUN 13 JUL HOEY MOEY COFFS HARBOUR, NSW
WED 16 JUL KAROVA LOUNGE BALLARAT, VIC
THU 17 JUL THE BARWON CLUB GEELONG, VIC
FRI 18 JUL 170 RUSSELL MELBOURNE, VIC
SAT 19 JUL THEATRE ROYAL CASTLEMAINE, VIC
SUN 20 JUL SPIRIT BAR TRARALGON, VIC
WED 23 JUL BAR ON THE HILL NEWCASTLE, NSW
THU 24 JUL ENTRANCE LEAGUES CENTRAL COAST, NSW
FRI 25 JUL FITZROY HOTEL WINDSOR, NSW
SAT 26 JUL THE FACTORY THEATRE SYDNEY, NSW
SAT 2 AUG THE GOV ADELAIDE, SA
THU 7 AUG BRISBANE HOTEL HOBART, TAS
FRI 8 AUG SPURS SALOON BAR DEVONPORT, TAS
SAT 9 AUG ROYAL OAK HOTEL LAUCESTON, TAS

Ticket details available at http://www.thebeards.com.au/tour

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