Two weeks after suffering a massive brain haemhorrage, former Poison frontman turned ultra tacky reality TV star Bret Michaels has made an amazing recovery. His doctor, Joseph M Zabramski, said on Wednesday that “He’s walking. He’s not walking very well. He’s talking very well, and he’s very mentally aware.” In true American self help style he said “Bret’s sheer will to live and fully recover is undeniable,” adding that he’d make a “100 % recovery.” It appears that he’ll have a long way to go to make this 100% recovery as he has a few other relatively minor medical conditions which complicate the process, but it’s hard not to envisage promoters and reality TV casting agents all lining up at his hospital bed waving cheque books.

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