Okay, so outside of T-shirts and button badges there is some pretty weird band merch out there. Branded guitars make sense and even this My Little Lady Gaga gets points for creativity, but when it comes to KISS coffins and Bootsy Collins snow globes, I start to question the logic.
It wasn’t long ago that Aussie rock legends AC/DC released their own line of red wines, assumedly to drink while you play a quiet family game of AC/DC Monopoly…
Conversely, the new tinnies of Bourbon and Cola seems the only choice for AC/DC, a drink that is to pub rock as Russell Coight, footy pies and mullets are to Australia itself.
As the only staff member here brave enough to crack one, I feel it is my duty as both a journo and an Australian to translate my drinking experience into a series of mullet gifs.
MRW I hear that sweet sound of a cracked tinnie
Taking that first sip be like
Trying to power through lingering notes of methanol
Realising I kinda like it and embracing my inner bogan
Four cans deep and ready to rock!
For the gourmets among you, these quality bevs would pair perfectly with burnt snags off the weber, cheap white bread and Heinz tomato sauce.
However, if you believe eating is cheating then I can only recommend you accompany your own ‘taste test’ with a healthy dose of Midnight Oil, Cosmic Psychos, Cold Chisel and of course, AC/DC!
