An Oasis reunion isn’t happening… or it might, we don’t know what the future holds and our crystal ball is coming up blank. But if an Oasis reunion was going to happen, boss man Noel Gallagher has a figure in mind that would make it happen.

“For 20 million quid, one gig – that is good money isn’t it?,” Noel is quoted as saying by The Daily Star, via NME. “But I have never had that offer from anyone yet.” For those of us Down Under, £20 million equates to about $40 million.

Of course, the reunion isn’t actually happening. “Liam is a very angry man still,” Gallagher told The Daily Star. “So he is not cool. I don’t ever sit down and when people ask about Oasis go ‘no that is it’.”

“There might come a day one day where it might seem like a good idea, but I have so much I want to do. I have so much to do on my own that I don’t really see it to be honest.” Gallagher’s new payday estimate comes as details for a new Oasis doco surface.

Speaking to The Daily Mirror, Gallagher said the documentary, which comes from the same production team behind the critically acclaimed Amy Winehouse documentary Amy, is nearly completed and will feature extensive interviews with the chief himself.

“It’s nearly finished, I’ve got to go and see a version of it,” he said. “I know a lot of research went into it. But to be honest this shit was getting made while I was putting a record together, so I couldn’t devote that much time to it.”

“I don’t think it’s going to unearth any unreleased new music and even if it did I can guarantee you it would be shit. I did 20 hours of interviews and so there were lots of things that I’d forgotten. I’d forgotten how insane a lot of that time was.”

“It brought back a lot of really fond memories of just being young, carefree and single. I’d forgot how big we were and the huge impact we made.”

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