Abbe May is back after a pretty tumultuous couple of years with the slinky comeback ‘Are We Flirting?’, the lead single from her forthcoming record Bitchcraft.
With the topic of horrendous flirting attempts in mind, the multiple ARIA, AIR and AMP nominee has put together a guide for us on the dos and don’ts that a lot of supposed pick-up artists should probably keep in mind.
She’ll be finishing off her national tour this Friday, 15th July at Mojo’s Bar, Fremantle, and we look forward to more from Abbe when Bitchcraft finally drops.
Don’t be a sleaze!
No one likes a sleaze. Flirting is a subtle and cheeky little dance between two; being a sleaze is like sledgehammer. Way too forceful.
Don’t talk too much about yourself.
There’s not a lot sexier than someone who is interested in something other than themselves.
Make someone laugh.
If you can make me laugh, you’re halfway ‘there’. I think most people feel that way about humour. Laughter relaxes the entire mood.
Don’t get wasted.
Be suave. Know your limits. A few drinks is fine, but once you’re at the point where you think you’re being amazing and super sexy but you’ve actually got red wine teeth and crossed eyes, you’ve gone too far, and there’s no saving you. Keep it classy, man.
Flirting is no sure thing.
Understand that flirting is not a guarantee of anything more. Enjoy the interaction without acting like an entitled sleaze bag. Be respectful of the other person.
Seriously, don’t be a sleaze.
Control your hands and don’t say weirdly disgusting things about licking body parts or whatever, no matter how great it sounds in your head. Ew. Flirting shouldn’t make someone feel uncomfortable. Pay attention to their responses and don’t cross the chasm between flirty and annoying or, frightening even.
Smell good. Great even!
Try not to wear cheap cologne or dowse yourself in cheap deodorant. Have a shower. Also, something better than perfume or deodorant- fresh basil leaves in your pocket. It’s a real magic trick that one. If you smell amazing, you will be remembered.
Be generous and sweet.
It’s sexy. Buy someone a god damn cocktail and don’t expect anything in return.
Flirting is meant to be fun.
Flirting shouldn’t feel like a step to get to the next step. It should be fun. Have a laugh. Make someone feel good about themselves. Be lovely and genuine and enjoy the exchange.
No, really, don’t be sleazy.
You want to do what to my what? No thanks.
