Utah couple Makelle and Jared Ahlinare are having the most metal baby ever, after a routine ultrasound showed the baby throwing up metal horns.

“She kind of went past it, and I was just like, ‘Hey, go back, I need that picture!’” Jared Ahlin said in an interview with local news station KPTV.

It seems like a Photoshop scam but the couple assure the reporter that the pictures are 100% real – and we really want to believe them, and so we shall.

If this baby isn’t sliding across a sweaty stage in leather jeans playing a tapping solo in twenty-five years, we will be very disappointed.

Check out the ultrasound pic, and the news report, below.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=K5ZX_vEG0wk

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tsvUPxGg-QQ

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