A lot of people are pretty excited about the idea of getting their hands on Nokia’s new throwback piece, their modern take on the most iconic (and indestructable) mobile phone of all time, the 3310 – but you’d have to be pretty bloody excited to buy this monstrosity.

Made by Russian company Caviar and known as the ‘Supremo Putin’, The Resgister reports, this modified version of the supposedly budget-conscious retro phone is made of titanium and packs all sorts of gold plating. You get an engraved Russian coat of arms, a quote from the national anthem and, yes, Putin’s stoic mug there for all to see.

It also comes in its own wooden case, lined with black velvet. Yep, this thing screams “class” to us.

If you want to show your love for The Motherland, this hideous device will only set you back a casual $1,695 USD – or you could pick up 30 of the standard model and look like a real gangster, bristling with burner phones. The choice is yours!

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