The Hottest MILFs In Music
Yes yes, we know, we know. This is a tad trashy. But we're amazed by the fact that even the stresses of motherhood couldn't stop these women. We still worship at their feet, even if now we have to share them with a bunch of snotty nosed kids.
Sit back and behold the women who make half of us jealous, and the other half, well, you know.
Mother to Kingston and Zuma (we know, we know, dumbest names ever), Gwen is probably hotter now than she was in No Doubt’s peak.
Lily recently gave birth after having officially retired from music despite an uber short career. Lily’s daughter Ethel Mary Cooper was born last November and so far, Lily hasn’t sold her baby’s soul for a buck yet. There’s still time.
While destined to be outdone by her older, hotter sister Jessica when she pops, Ashlee still deserves a place on the list. Since having Bronx in 2008 and despite her high-profile divorce from Pete Wentz, Ashlee’s success has continued.
Susanna Hoffs (The Bangles)
Can you believe this woman is 53? We’ll have whatever she’s been having. Guitarist in all-female group The Bangles who brought us classic track ‘Walk Like An Egyptian’, she finally got around to having two sons after the bitter breakup of the band.
Mother to two biological children and one adopted child, Madonna deserves a place on the list because despite her weird man-arms, she’s still hot for a 50+ mum.
Although only 36, Mathangi "Maya" Arulpragasam AKA M.I.A has already been nominated for an Academy Award, Grammy Award, Brit Award, and the Mercury Prize. She was due to perform at the Oscars in 2008 but had to pull out because she had just given birth to her son, after performing at the Grammys just two weeks earlier. Wow.
Mother to twins Max and Emme with her soon-to-be ex-husband Marc Anthony, J.Lo exploited her pregnancy for all it was worth and sold photos of the twins a few weeks after birth and even used them in an ad campaign for her clothing label.
Definitely the hottest rocker MILF on the list, Kim Gordon’s daughter with fellow Sonic Youth Member Thurston Moore is now a teenager and the spitting image of her mother. With genes like hers it’s no wonder she’s already started a band.
The newest mother on the list, Beyonce and Jay Z’s little tot Blue Ivy has already broken a record and she’s not even a month old. Blue broke the record for being the youngest person even to appear on the Billboard music charts after the sound of her crying was sampled in Jay’s song ‘Glory’. We predict great things.
Nelly is probably one of the only women on the planet to have gotten much, much hotter after having a baby. In between re-inventing herself from a folky songstress to a bonafide pop star, Nelly had a kid with DJ Jasper Gahunia back in 2005.
Brody Dalle (The Distillers)
The Australian native made a name for herself as the rough-n-ready frontwoman of the punk band The Distillers. Rising to fame in the early 2000s on the success of songs like "Drain the Blood" and her howling vocal delivery she has since settled down with Queens Of The Stone Age frontman Josh Homme
Soul singer and all-round hottie, Alicia Keys gave birth to her son Egypt Dean in late 2010. Alicia and producer/rapper Swizz Beatz tied the knot when Alicia was 8 months pregnant. Alicia is also a step-MILF to Swizz’s three other children.
Alterna-hottie Alanis Morissette recently gave birth to her first child, a boy named Ever with her rapper husband Souleye.
Haha. Threw you off didn't we? Elton is the ultimate yummy mummy.
Icelandic singer-songwriter Bjork can be proud of a number of achievements, like selling close to 20 million albums worldwide, and popping out both a song and daughter in the process.
After having what seemed like the longest pregnancy ever, Mariah Carey gave birth to twins. A boy named Moroccan and a girl named Monroe with her husband and fellow musician Nick Cannon.
Olivia Newton John
Olivia is the oldest MILF on the list. Despite her age (she’s 64 this year), we have no doubt that Olivia in her Grease outfit will serve as a fantasy for many generations to come.
90’s indie-rocker Lisa Loeb is currently pregnant with her second child and since becoming a mum is way hotter than she ever was in her musical heyday.
Country music royalty, and one half of the ultimate country power couple with Tim McGraw. Hill has sold more than 40 million records worldwide and has three daughters with McGraw.
Nina Gordon (Veruca Salt)
Co-founder of Veruca Salt and writer of rock n roll classic ‘Seether’ Nina Gordon welcomed her first child, Ivy Nightingale Russon back in 2006. Although 44 she’s every bit the sex bomb she was back in 90s.
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