Songs You Should Never Have Sex To

Valentine's Day is looming and while some are looking for a serious love others are just hoping to get lucky come February 14th. So in anticipation for the year's biggest day of lovin', we've compiled a list of the top songs you should never, ever have sex to. Be sure to keep these tracks in mind when compiling your V-Day playlist, because no one, and we mean absolutely no one could bounce back from these. Happy Valentine's Day!

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  Valentine's Day is looming and while some are looking for a serious love others are just hoping to get lucky come February 14th. So in anticipation for the year's biggest day of lovin', we've compiled a list of the top songs you should never, ever have sex to. Be sure to keep these tracks in mind when compiling your V-Day playlist, because no one, and we mean absolutely no one could bounce back from these. Happy Valentine's Day!

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  The Cutting Crew - I Just Died In Your Arms Tonight
  'I Just Died In Your Arms Tonight' by one-hit-wonders The Cutting Crew is sure to kill any sexy mood. Pun most definitely Intended.

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  Donna Summer - She Works Hard For The Money
  Because no girl (or guy, really) wants to feel like a prostitute in bed.

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  R. Kelly - Pregnant
  R. Kelly is a tricky one for a few reasons. Firstly there's those pesky child pornography charges that come to mind, but mainly, the lyrics to this track are completely, and vividly mortifying.

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  George Michael – Monkey
  We guarantee that if you asked anyone to “set their monkey free” you’d get a slap in the face.

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  Shaggy – It Wasn’t Me
  Can’t help but think a song about getting caught cheating might kill the mood a little bit…

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  Weezer – This Is Such A Pity
  

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  The Baha Men – Who Let The Dogs Out
  No one wants to be barked at when they’re naked.

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  Nine Inch Nails - Closer
  

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  The Bloodhound Gang – Bad Touch
  

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  The Police – Don’t Stand So Close To Me
  

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  The Rolling Stones – Satisfaction
  

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  The Who – Who Are You
  

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  The Pixies – Here Comes Your Man
  

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  PJ Harvey - Dry
  

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  David Hassellhoff – Hooked On a Feeling
  

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  No Doubt – Ex- Girlfriend
  

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  Madonna & Justin Timberlake – 4 Minutes
  

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  Diana Ross – I’m Coming Out
  

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  The Jacksons – Can You Feel it
  

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  Frankie Goes To Hollywood - Relax
  

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  Ben Lee – Catch My Disease
  

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  Lily Allen – Not Big
  

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