Songs You Should Never Have Sex To

on 2 February 2012 in Slideshows


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Valentine's Day is looming and while some are looking for a serious love others are just hoping to get lucky come February 14th. So in anticipation for the year's biggest day of lovin', we've compiled a list of the top songs you should never, ever have sex to. Be sure to keep these tracks in mind when compiling your V-Day playlist, because no one, and we mean absolutely no one could bounce back from these. Happy Valentine's Day!

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    Valentine's Day is looming and while some are looking for a serious love others are just hoping to get lucky come February 14th. So in anticipation for the year's biggest day of lovin', we've compiled a list of the top songs you should never, ever have sex to. Be sure to keep these tracks in mind when compiling your V-Day playlist, because no one, and we mean absolutely no one could bounce back from these. Happy Valentine's Day!

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    The Cutting Crew - I Just Died In Your Arms Tonight
    'I Just Died In Your Arms Tonight' by one-hit-wonders The Cutting Crew is sure to kill any sexy mood. Pun most definitely Intended.

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    Donna Summer - She Works Hard For The Money
    Because no girl (or guy, really) wants to feel like a prostitute in bed.

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    R. Kelly - Pregnant
    R. Kelly is a tricky one for a few reasons. Firstly there's those pesky child pornography charges that come to mind, but mainly, the lyrics to this track are completely, and vividly mortifying.

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    George Michael – Monkey
    We guarantee that if you asked anyone to “set their monkey free” you’d get a slap in the face.

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    Shaggy – It Wasn’t Me
    Can’t help but think a song about getting caught cheating might kill the mood a little bit…

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    Weezer – This Is Such A Pity

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    The Baha Men – Who Let The Dogs Out
    No one wants to be barked at when they’re naked.

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    Nine Inch Nails - Closer

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    The Bloodhound Gang – Bad Touch

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    The Police – Don’t Stand So Close To Me

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    The Rolling Stones – Satisfaction

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    The Who – Who Are You

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    The Pixies – Here Comes Your Man

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    PJ Harvey - Dry

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    David Hassellhoff – Hooked On a Feeling

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    No Doubt – Ex- Girlfriend

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    Madonna & Justin Timberlake – 4 Minutes

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    Diana Ross – I’m Coming Out

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    The Jacksons – Can You Feel it

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    Frankie Goes To Hollywood - Relax

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    Ben Lee – Catch My Disease

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    Lily Allen – Not Big

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