The Gallagher Brothers Greatest Insults

on 30 March 2012 in Slideshows

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Ah, the Gallagher brothers, helping out the media on slow news days for over two decades. Much has been said about their often turbulent relationship but we thought it was best left to the boys themselves. Enjoy it as they duke it out.

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    Ah, the Gallagher brothers, helping out the media on slow news days for over two decades. Much has been said about their often turbulent relationship but we thought it was best left to the boys themselves. Enjoy it as they duke it out.

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    "Noel and I don't speak to each other. That's probably best. We see each other, but I've got nothing to say to him. He's got nothing to say to me. We make music and that's it. Or we have the odd drink together and that's it. That's the way I like it. He's totally different from me; I'm totally different from him. He's got different views; I've got different views. But there's a difference between disagreements and hating each other. Me and him are cool. We're brothers. We're never gonna split up. We're fucking family"

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    Liam about Noel: ''I like that Pineapple Dance Studios as well. That Louis dude, he reminds me of Noel.''

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    Noel about Liam "I often thought Liam's role in Oasis must have been difficult, singing somebody else's songs. You can read the words and understand [literally] what they mean but you don't instinctively understand them."

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    Liam about Noel’s lyrics - "Everyone knows that if you've got a brother, you're going to fight.’’

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    Noel about Liam’s clothing store looting - “Every cloud and all that, eh?”

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    Liam about Noel "I'll tell you what: he's playing 50 per cent Oasis material, which says to me that he's a complete f--king parasite", Liam said. "He's a complete f--king sh-tbag".

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    Liam about his brother's fashion sense: "Noel's got an old man vibe going on, our kid. Big woolly jumpers and cardigans... Terry Wogan, Val Doonican s*it."

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    Noel about Liam "It's a good thing we don't live in the US where guns are more accessible,because I'd have blown his head off by now. The problem is I can't fire him because me ma would kill me."

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    Noel about Liam: ''He's gone to the zoo. The monkeys are bringing their kids to go and have a look at him.''

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    Liam about Noel: ''I’m just disappointed for him, and his fans…. I have my days but Noel Gallagher can be a little b*tch when he wants to be.''

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    Liam about Noel: ''I’m a better singer than him [Noel]. I’m the man, man.

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    Noel apology to Liam “Unfortunately there is truth in it. But you know, for the record it is a fact that he was diagnosed with laryngitis and it is a fact that he had a doctor’s note to prove it. But I’d just like to say though, if he gets offended by my opinions on such things then you know I apologise but it’s all getting very silly and a little bit out of hand and it’s not very cool.”

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    Liam about Noel’s new band name - "Listen, our Kid's a mouthy f*ck too. He said we had a year to come up with a band name and came up with Beady Eye. He had three and came up with the High Flying Turds. I don't know who dressed him but he looks like something out of Westlife."

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    Noel about Liam: ''Sure I love Liam, but not as much as I love Pot Noodles.''

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    Oasis band member about the brothers "I'm the quiet,shy,retiring type.The rest of the band are hooligans.Liam & Bonehead are f***ing thugs"

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    Liam about Oasis & Noel 'You pick up your guitar, you rip a few people`s tunes off, you swap them around a bit, get your brother in the band, punch his head in every now and then, and it sells'

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    Liam about Noel: "I'd do time for him. I love him. Me and him are cool. If anyone stepped on his toes, I'd cut them off."

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    Liam on Noel and Oasis: “The people that go: ‘Oh, Beady Eye is not Oasis,’ well, Noel’s music ain’t Oasis either,” he said. “It might remind you of it but there’s something missing – f*cking me.”

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    Liam about Noel “I have taken legal action against Noel Gallagher for statements he made claiming Oasis pulled out of the 2009 V festival Chelmsford gig because I had a hangover. That is a lie and I want Oasis fans and others who were at V to know the truth.”

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    Liam on Noel’s solo career: But it's over and we're buzzin'. And I hope our kid's buzzin'. I f*cking do actually. I hope he's gonna make great records. And he probably will."

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    Noel about Liam "When I'm singing I know what it means, I know who the person is, I can deliver its sentiment a little better. All the other songs I can deliver the lines with the story. I wrote it so I know what it means."

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    Liam about Noel missing FA Cup Final: "He's a scaredy cat. He can't handle being in with the real fans. He was in LA, wasn't he? With all those LA type people.

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    Noel about Liam "He needs to apologise. Profusely, and even then, he can go and f--k himself. He said too many things. I won't go into specifics. But don't bring anyone else into it. Bad darts."

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    Liam about Noel: ''That's the thing that makes me want to throw up. I just look at him now and think, 'You're a f*cking fake'.'

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