When dance music festival Global Gathering asked voters to pick the dance song they thought had “the most ridiculous” lyrics, the debate was fierce, after all there is a huge amount of material that would easily qualify. But after a few seconds of deliberation, the top choice for worst offenders received a whopping 22% of the vote, cementing its place as the worst of the worst. So here we present to you the top ten worst dance music lyrics of all time. Please, make sure you're sitting down before you proceed.
Audio Bullys: 'Snake'
"Head to hat, tape to that, tells a cat, snares a slack Red to pink, plate to, zinc smells a stink, edge to brink."
Azealia Banks: '212'
"I can freak a fit that pump with the peep"
Snap: 'Rhythm is a Dancer'
"I'm as serious as cancer, when I say rhythm is a dancer"
The Tamperer ft. Maya: 'Feel It'
"What's she gonna look like with a chimney on her?"
Taio Cruz: 'Troublemaker'
"Your ass from the side looks just like a coke bottle"
Nicki Minaj: 'Starships'
"Jump in my hooptie hooptie hoop I own that"
Tinie Tempah: 'Pass Out'
"I've been to Southampton but I've never been to Scunthorpe"
Vengaboys: 'Up and Down'
"Up and down, up and down, up and down, up and down, up and down, up and down etc "
"It's not a bird, it's not a plane. It must be Dave who's on the train"
Black Eyed Peas: 'My Humps'
"My hump, my hump, my hump, my hump, my hump, My hump, my hump, my hump, my lovely little lumps"
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