1. "Look, I'm sick of Bono and I AM Bono."
2. "I could go onstage, unzip my pants, and hang my dick out, and people would think it was a statement about something."
3. "I'm very secure with the fact that I'm not black. I'm white, pink and rosy."
4. "It costs a fortune to look this trashy."
5. Bonos thoughts on Chris Martin One Week later: “I think they [Coldplay] are a great band and actually, it turns out he’s a great soul as well."
6. Bono thoughts on Chris Martin (Coldplay) “I think he’s that good a melodist, but he’s a wanker… He’s obviously a completely dysfunctional character and a cretin.”
7. "Making records is like making hot dogs. You'll probably enjoy them more if you don't see how it's done."
8. "Don't get me too excited because I use four letter words when I get excited."
9. "The strangest thing has happened. I really missed my dog. That's never happened to me before. You know, on a long tour you do hear people saying they miss their pets. I never have. But last night I started really missing my dog. It's very odd, 'cause I don't have a dog."
10. "Freedom has a scent like the top of a new born babies head."
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