Prince - "Love Sexy"
Gouging. Eyes. Out. Now.
Rod Stewart - "An Old Raincoat Won't Ever Let You Down"
This is wrong on so many levels.
Cher - "Take Me Home"
Words cannot describe how deeply moved we all are by this art. Breathtakingly awful.
Millie Jackson - "Back To The Shit"
We can't get over how much this looks like Oprah taking a dump. Win.
Chris Brown - "Graffiti"
He was so hated after the Rihanna incident that he had to resort to spray painting his own friends.
Deerhoof - "Milk Man"
This is what an indie Halloween looks like- fucking scary!
The Rolling Stones - "Dirty Work"
Can we get some of whatever the art director for this shoot was on?
Joss Stone - "Colour me free"
This pseudo-hippie nightmare is trapped in a cage (how did she get in there? Was it ‘The Man’?) and all you have to do to get her out is give her a few pencils, what do you do? If you said ‘burn every colouring implement within a 50 mile radius’ you would have the correct answer.
Mstrkrft - "Fist of God"
A rather apt description of their music- like being punched in the ear by a fist of naked bodies that may also be shitting on you.
Limp Bizkit - "Chocolate Starfish and the Hot Dog Flavored Water"
Only a very perverted teenage boy could have come up with cover art depicting bald naked androids sitting on hot dogs and holding a starfish with an anus. Or maybe Fred Durst was just really hungry and horny and was somehow attempting to combine the two desires into a piece of art. Idiot.
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