If you already felt squeamish about eating eggs this certainly won't help
Let's all make a pact never to cover old women in shaving cream. Ever.
We never liked clowns when we were younger. This has just reminded us why.
Bad reputation? Wonder why.
So if we kiss it he'll leave us alone? Is that the deal?
The font on this is just so bad we couldn't let it slip by. Other than that pretty good effort.
There is something very uncomfortable about this but we don't want to put our finger on it.
Who gets the sloppy seconds?
If we dreamt this, we'd never go to sleep again.
10 points for trying but handless organist are just a tad creepy.
We don't know which would be worse. Having the listen to this record or meeting her down a dark alley.
Mmmm. Hairy legs. Must be French. How exotic.
His head actually looks like the most appetising thing on that plate.
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